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@peemee Well I hope the wheelie bin didn't kill you.

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@peemee Fifty metres? That’s not a good setup. Surely one of your neighbours must be slightly fitter than you and able to help…

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@matigo Annoying when that happens.

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Why is snot green?

@matigo It’s all year round.

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There are so many charity adverts these days.

@jextxadore I love hard mattresses, if only because they are longer lived.

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@matigo Encased in sausage meat and coated with breadcrumbs. You’ve never encountered a Scotch Egg? Oh you poor bugger. You haven’t lived.

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@phoneboy Not a nice feeling when there’s no margin of safety. Good luck.

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How can a supermarket not have Scotch Eggs on its shelves? Animals.