In the quantum world, you both ran and didn’t run, at the same time.

The World is full of high fidelity pictures that are poor…and low fidelity images that are adorable (like old paintings). If you get a new camera, your photos won’t get any better and you’ll feel annoyed at having spent the money. It’s all the other things that count.


Strange time to buy. There'll be a new one in three weeks. And possibly lower prices on the 11.

Sounds like you’re making the 'Six Million Dollar Cabinet'.

How do you stop that one being nicked?

The Sausage Police have always been hard taskmasters.

Apps are less bitchy than websites…at least on phones. Apps do as they are told. Websites act like the user has to do as he's told.

I hate those suspiciously-textured square sausages that go dry and hard on the corners. Why do they exist? My aunty Fiona used to give me them with breakfasts when I was a nipper. Thankfully, her Scottish fry-ups also included White Pudding and Scottish plain bread.

No but the stuff inside sometimes doesn’t look like meat.


Some modern sausages are a bit too much like that, sadly.