Chiefly British

Desk fan used for the first time this year and it's only April.

@peemee How did people cope before plasters were invented?

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It's a shame all camera lenses aren't pancake ones.

@matigo Thanks. Are your front pages not even indexed?

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@matigo Pardon my ignorance but what does 'indexed' mean? How does it work at a basic level?

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@matigo I didn't know that.

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@matigo Does Amazon do it the way you said?

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@peemee Sounds like a bit of a worry. Good look with that. Have you been losing weight?

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@matigo That would present a huge storage problem for eBay methinks.

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Interesting. I bought some trainers on eBay:

'Your item is backed by Authenticity Guarantee and will first stop at an authentication centre before it's sent to you.'

That explains the quoted long arrival window.