I saw my brother eat a soup sandwich earlier.
@matigo No I don’t want you to photograph it for me. I like a higher class of gadget porn.
@matigo But it’s got five, yes five, cutouts in the top bezel. There must be some amazing hi-tech stuff going on there.
@matigo Is it one of those phones targeted at corporations giving phones to employees where they strip out the camera and anything remotely fun?
@matigo Oh that’s harsh. Surely it could also be used as a torch, an alarm clock and a paperweight?