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@phoneboy I’m not sure karma is supposed to work that way…but good luck .

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@matigo What does that feel like?

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@matigo I thought bigotry was everywhere.

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@hazardwarning What I do in that situation is just lay on the couch and if I fall asleep I fall asleep. The knock on the door will wake me up because my head’s not far from it.

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@jussipekonen That would be preferable to dialling 999.

// @matigo

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@matigo 😦

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@matigo Yeah.

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@matigo Paramedic: 'the Apple Watch is the bane of our lives. People call us because it’s given them a warning…and it turns out they've just had an argument.'

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@matigo Time flies when you’re enjoying yourself.

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Sounds like my dad might end up with a pacemaker.