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Being 58 = 7000 micromorts.

Being eighteen years old = 500 micromorts (over the next 12 months).

Marathon run = 7 micromorts….which is the same as forty miles on a motorbike.

Scuba-dive = 5 micromorts.

@matigo That’s one benefit for those of us who are kidless – not having outcome anxiety.

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A one in a millionth chance of death is called a micromort. A weekend ski trip = 3 micromorts.

@phoneboy Seems like divorce turns life into a soap opera. Good luck getting your things.

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@matigo I suppose it’d be hard to escape such a common allergen as house dust.

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@matigo Wasn’t windy last night so maybe some chancer tried to steal it. Would have got a big shock when he tried to move it.

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Had to help my brother right his Aprilia Caponord motorbike. It had fallen over during the night. I thought my back was going to snap. It weighs 34 stone, nearly 500lbs.