@matigo Apps are less bitchy than websites…at least on phones. Apps do as they are told. Websites act like the user has to do as he's told.
@peemee I hate those suspiciously-textured square sausages that go dry and hard on the corners. Why do they exist? My aunty Fiona used to give me them with breakfasts when I was a nipper. Thankfully, her Scottish fry-ups also included White Pudding and Scottish plain bread.
Speaking of explosions, I wonder when the stock market bubble is finally going to blow.
I wonder why sausages are called bangers. Is it because they might explode if you don’t prick their skin?