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@hazardwarning Could be worse couldn’t it? You could be trapped in an inner city bedsit.

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@matigo There’s nothing worse than complications (unless one has become dulled and needs sharpening up).

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@matigo What’s a Boustrophedon order?

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@axodys That’s more palatable.

/@phoneboy

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@phoneboy I feel so sorry for people who have to spend hours in work videochats.

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My brother attached a hose to a gas cooker and held a cigarette lighter to each end saying 'this is not the way to test it but…I know it works because I’m still alive'.

@matigo That’s nothing.

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@matigo Necessity is the mother of little victories.

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@matigo Does that solve the problem of your I.S.P.'s static I.P. not really being static, or am I getting mixed-up?

matigo.ca.

It’s a warm, sunny ghost town. People are obedient.