Chiefly British

@hazardwarning The sand looks whiter than I thought it would be. I’m surprised the beach wasn’t heaving with large throngs of people. Swans in the sea? I thought they were strictly freshwater birds.

@hazardwarning So next week you’re going to be a lady what lunches.

/@JeremyCherfas

Current pet hate is people who pronounce masseuse as ma•soos.

@matigo You’re above the car exhaust pollution while you’re up there I suppose.

@hazardwarning It is an achievement when you consider they’re not like each other.

It’s my parents' sixtieth wedding anniversary today.

@matigo I love sitting on the top of a hill. Perhaps everyone does.

@matigo A literal showstopper.

@hazardwarning Your fame spreads far and wide.

/@matigo @joeo10

@matigo If you’re eyeballs combust you won’t be able to do anything at all.