@thrrgilag Here’s Johnny.

Real or digital.

Patience/Solitaire can often lull you gradually into sleepiness when you’re not sure if you’re tired enough.

Don’t know what it is. Never heard of it.

Seems like a good implementation: use sensor shift to create big files, then crop in. This has been on some digital cameras for a while but not streamlined like this. I like how it turns hand wobbling into a virtue.

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Those hills look as dry as the Sahara.

Sounds decent.

Firewalls are discriminatory and thus racist. SHUT THEM DOWN! SHUT THEM DOWN! SHUT THEM DOWN!

Lotus Biscoff biscuits are nice. Ginger Nuts—the biscuits not the people—are too spicy and nippy; they’ve been known to give me acid reflux, but these Lotus things are like a softer, less spicy version.

I’ve seen plenty of mozzies in my time but I think that’s the first one I’ve seen fly. It flew like a spazz…made jerky progress through the air. Anyway, I’ve now murdered him.