Chiefly British

@hazardwarning Nice restaurants and pubs near where you are?

/@sumudu @peemee @literary

@sumudu And @larand is probably running around with the same younger model too.

/@hazardwarning @literary

@sumudu I don’t think @literary was here a lot anyway. @hazardwarning Is probably just busy juggling her various fancy men. And I think @peemee Is conducting an affair with a younger model, probably Mastodon.

/@hazardwarning @literary

@phoneboy I always like places like that. They induce serenity.

@peemee Yes, my I.Q. is 50 but I’m a dog so you multiply it by seven.

@matigo Lol. And the last few years would be weird.

@matigo Birthdays really would be happy if we were born old and got younger every year.

@indigo Always The Hours.

How is it possible that I’m fifty. How the ****?

@peemee We’re only ever a few inches away from death. I wonder if there’s anything I can do to avoid contracting it.