Chiefly British

@phoneboy I always like places like that. They induce serenity.

@peemee Yes, my I.Q. is 50 but I’m a dog so you multiply it by seven.

@matigo Lol. And the last few years would be weird.

@matigo Birthdays really would be happy if we were born old and got younger every year.

@indigo Always The Hours.

How is it possible that I’m fifty. How the ****?

@peemee We’re only ever a few inches away from death. I wonder if there’s anything I can do to avoid contracting it.

@matigo It’s hard to believe. Who’s the head of I.T. at your company, a cockroach?

@phoneboy Nice, but I’d be worried about flies landing on my salad.

@matigo It’s just a beautiful moving song.