Chiefly British

@matigo Phew.

@hazardwarning You volunteered for a day out at Tower Hamlets?

@hazardwarning Coffee? Shoulda brought a wee whiskey flask ?

@matigo Did he get a go on Percy?

@hazardwarning But you’ll be glad you did…later on, won’t you?

@hazardwarning Office 97? Mmm, I wonder if they’re using Windows NT as well.

/@matigo

@phoneboy Nice evening for a little swim.

@matigo My condolences.

@jextxadore Did you contribute to the shortage? Are you partly to blame?

@hazardwarning The drive around the cliff is actually quite impressive. If you squint it’s almost like a Côte d'Azur corniche road, but it only lasts about thirty seconds.

/@matigo