‘The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of… We know the truth not only by the reason, but by the heart.’ - Blaise Pascal

Not good for the heart that sort of thing.

Let’s be honest, you don’t choose a favourite, it chooses you.

Hard to choose a favourite in France vs Argentina. Chauvinists vs Cry Babies. I’d probably say France because the Argies have a history of cheating on the pitch.

Do you have the cheese plain or with crackers or something? Cheese is not an absorbent food.

Wear a radiation suit as you click on it and you’ll be OK.

Good on her.

No but they will if you use the puppy method: rub their face in their own piss and shit.

Is the 2011 version of ‘Conan The Barbarian’ any good?

There are trackballs that aren’t handed.

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