Chiefly British

'Time is as important as money when you get older.'

@phoneboy I heard that if you put a tub of margarine in your garden with the lid off, nothing will touch it, even after months. Mind you, you can’t believe everything people tell you.

@phoneboy You look like a man who has secrets.

@streakmachine Congratulations, you just won an award for badly written porn.

@peemee Had a look at some YouTube videos to see how well they fit. Definitely getting one.

@peemee Aha! Maybe I should get one, cause I’m constantly worrying about the dust on my MacBook. How do you find it?

@streakmachine Round the bend?

// @matigo

@hazardwarning It’s not your fault!

/@matigo @JeremyCherfas

@phoneboy Jacksonville? Just a guess.

@hazardwarning Sensitive stuff on Dropbox? I don’t think Dropbox has a great reputation for security.

// @matigo @joeo10 @tewha