Chiefly British

@peemee There should be a device with an accelerometer that automatically phones someone when the wearer hasn’t moved for a certain amount of time.

@matigo Every time you think you’ve seen the limits of malevolent behaviour, someone does something even worse.

Someone has thrown acid onto a three year old in a pushchair, in the city of Worcester. Police think it was a targeted attack. I have no words.

@matigo Dark sky says the humidity over there is 45%.

I’m sick of all the interviews by webcam that are on the telly. The tinny echoing sound that I can hardly hear is annoying.

@matigo High temperature mitigated by low humidity perhaps.

@matigo Bloody hell. Not a good time for the old people.

@matigo Have an ice pop.

@matigo Mmm, that gives me an idea. I’ll try BabelFish for a while. I want to use the big mainstream sites less.

// @jextxadore

The root of the word 'heresy' is the Greek word for choice.