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@matigo Unless you use it to do some serious law breaking…

Hello… Nice to see this place is still going. It's been a long time.

@matigo That sounds like the name of a phone after LG and Samsung merge.

Dear advertiser, I don't know who you paid to show me this advert, but I can assure you that I am sub-prime.

Is playing a video on a website without first asking the visitor immoral?

@paulgit Well, these big websites (and apps) that everyone uses are all owned by untrustworthy, furtive, money grubbing people traffickers.

// @skematica

@jextxadore Are you in the Old Town or the New Town or elsewhere?

Someone bet £20 on Leicester City winning the Premier League and could have won £100,000 but got scared of losing and cashed-out in March for £30,000. I didn't know you could cash-out on bets.

@hazardwarning Did you link to your twitter in the 'About' section?

@matigo Your in-laws are underdeveloped?