Chiefly British

What did the careers adviser say when I paused for a long time while reading out my C.V.? Resume.

What is my Scottish partner in crime called? Macally.

@matigo Wow, God hates you at the moment doesn't he?

@matigo Shhh, keep quiet about it or everyone will want one.

@height8 Good to know.

// @matigo

@jextxadore I went through a Baileys drinking phase once, then I had a sudden realisation that it was an over-the-top, cloying, calorie-rich, sugar and dairy addicting gloop…

But kept drinking it anyway.

No, just kidding, I stopped drinking it.

@matigo Ah, right. Not a resources clog up then. Just some bugginess somewhere. You're up poo stream without an oar.

// @height8

@hazardwarning You could try the Steve Jobs approach to clothes. Once you find a garment you like that fits perfectly, buy a lifetime's supply there and then. Oh wait, that would be very expensive wouldn't it?

// @phoneboy

? Gonna be some sweet sounds, coming down, on the nightshift ?

@indigo You need to put a sign on your front door 'Visitors: two hours maximum'.