Chiefly British

Last night Bear Grylls got celebrities to do rectal rehydration on national television (laying on a river bank in South Africa).

@matigo smirk

@matigo I thought your machine was too locked down. How did you do that?

@jextxadore At first, I thought it said 'Picked up some mascara today '.

@phoneboy Looks like Spring broke as well.

@bazbt3 Well I suppose if you go into a shop and ask for leatherman with a wink there could be some under the counter stuff I'm not aware of.

@bazbt3 B&Q don't sell gay porn.

A.K.A. The Jeffs.

Well done Gumtree.com for finding a way to disable 'back to top of page' when tapping the top bar in iOS.

@jextxadore It's hard to get close enough to anything with an air gun. A shot gun or bullet gun would probably be easier.

// @matigo