Chiefly British

@bazbt3 Spam fritters? Well that sounds healthy.

Chippy tea.

One has to hope that when one is served pigeon, it is Wood Pigeon fat on field grain and not feral pigeon fat on discarded doughnuts.

@matigo I ate it. It was like rubber discs. Not like chicken.

@matigo Well your grandad sounds pretty typical for his generation.

How did the USB memory stick get from San Diego to Newfoundland? Bus power.

For fucks sake USA, pick a President.

@matigo Maybe it's taking so long because they're trying to get a human computer for you. You like niche computers don't you?

Serial ATA (1.5 Gb/s) …so no point trying to boot through firewire on the mac mini then. The iBook on the other hand is Ultra ATA/100 so that may benefit.

// @peemee

@jextxadore It's OK. It makes you feel like the Lord of the Computer. It will do as I command.

// @matigo