Chiefly British

I can’t be nice all the time. It’s bloody tiring.

@matigo Was only off two hours but that was the worst timing.

matigo.ca.

Oh no, someone has named their dog Kevin!

Waking up to no water is a crap way to start the day.

@js Good metaphor for the overall state of the Western World if you ask me. (Is it a metaphor or an analogy? I'm never quite sure.)

js.10centuries.com.

It turned out that the transmission oil upgrade only reduced my car's juddering by 90% so I injected the wonder additive and now I can't get it to judder when pulling away from dead on slopes. Ceramic metal coating is a great thing.

You can’t have the same party twice.
—Frank Skinner

The EU's Mass Censorship Regime is Almost Fully Operational. Will It Go Global?:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/eus-mass-censorship-regime-almost-fully-operational-will-it-go-global

So it wasn't 1984, it was 2023.

A politician was talking about how politicians or political movements go through four stages which he designated as fascination, admiration, disillusionment and contempt. And I thought, well, those stages seem to occur in other walks of life as well. Maybe it's some kind of natural law of society.

@sumudu I was joking, Sumudu. It’s actually Age-related Macular Degeneration. I made a joke of the name because it reminded me of the pop group O.M.D. (Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark).

sumudu.me.