Chiefly British

That was an abortion of a sandwich I ate.

Today I learned that M.D.F. is carcinogenic and banned in twenty European countries (but not in this one).

@phoneboy Mounting album covers on walls would be interesting.

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@phoneboy Do you prefer the analogue sound?

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@matigo The pace of modern life doesn't really suit a long tea ceremony.

// @phoneboy

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@matigo It’s nothing compared with the Japanese tea ceremony though is it?

// @phoneboy

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@hazardwarning Blimey, English weather.

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Checked the weather forecast for rain potential before spraying the weed killer, and what happens three hours after I spray it? It rains unforseen. It's the strong stuff you can only spray four times a year.

@phoneboy Wow, you've really smothered that meat in something.

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People called Roy are missing a trick if they don’t put a sign next to their front door saying 'Roy aume'.