Did you see the film 'Sideways' and the scene where the wine lover launches into a passionate diatribe against merlot?

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Currently, the notification bar is popping up when there's something new but there's no number/count…just the three buttons.

I don't know, board bed, stony pillow; you're a hard bastard.

The green notification bar—or whatever it's called—keeps appearing even when there's nothing new to see. Odd.

I don't understand what jade-tile is.

So is sleeping on a board a Hong Kong thing? I dare say it'll be good at keeping you cool on humid nights.

Wooden. I can't begin to imagine. Sounds unpleasant.

Never had a mattress with springs? You must be young.

Been reading about latex mattresses: a bit like memory foam but cooler in summer apparently. And pocket-sprung mattresses and so on. I'm sick of how normal wire sprung mattresses go lumpy so want to try something else.

May also be related to me slowly becoming an old fart. I don't think I was this annoyed by shopping when I was younger.