@joanna That’s clever.
@phoneboy Damn. I don't have a chest freezer or any room for one. Which quarter of the cow do you own?
// @matigo
It seems that Apple has introduced lots of grey-garbed, androgynous characters to its emojis. They're called 'person' rather than 'man' or 'woman' and one of them is even pregnant.
Saw a little boy on a tiny quad bike going around the B.M.X. track in the park (skidding the back end out) while his grandad watched on. I would have been giddy to have one of those (I think it was electric) as a nipper.
I was worried my bike's battery had turned to blancmange due to not being used for a very long time, so I took it for a short spin. The battery is OK and I really enjoyed the birl.