Chiefly British

@matigo Oh no, there will be no stopping you now….

matigo.ca.

@phoneboy What are you going to use the tallow for, making candles?

// @matigo

www.phoneboy.info.

@matigo No, the coast is clear.

matigo.ca.

@hazardwarning Once a week like the good old days.

hazardwarning.me.

@joanna That’s clever.

joanna.10centuries.org.

@phoneboy Damn. I don't have a chest freezer or any room for one. Which quarter of the cow do you own?

// @matigo

www.phoneboy.info.

@jussipekonen You really know how to have fun.

jussipekonen.10centuries.org.

It seems that Apple has introduced lots of grey-garbed, androgynous characters to its emojis. They're called 'person' rather than 'man' or 'woman' and one of them is even pregnant.

@matigo No.

matigo.ca.

And the new Prime Minister is…. Chucky Truss.