@matigo At least I didn’t scream 'it’s so unfair…I hate you'.
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@jws If I’d checked my second screen before moaning I’d have seen the badge icon.
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@matigo You’re right. The Fastmail app didn’t notify me of the TestFlight notification for some reason. It usually does.
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@matigo I completely agree. They’ve even stopped bearing skin to keep cool in the tropics. Balinese girls don’t wander around the rice paddies with their tits out anymore and Nilotic men don’t dance with their willies out anymore. They must be boiling hot.
Who goes out in a dressing gown with a handbag…in the rain? Alky Sandra from up the street. She goes to the flat of this bloke who brews his own drink, takes bottles home and gets pissed. I’ve never seen her wearing clothes.
translations for Americans: dressing gown=robe; pissed=drunk.
Someone should invent a greenhouse for drying clothes, so you don’t have to rush out when it starts raining.