Some of these grapes look a bit middle-aged.

I’m not sure how much of a carbohydrate danger fruit represents? The sugar in fruit is apparently less bad for you than that in processed food. But it’s still carbs, so I think I’ll keep my fruit intake fairly low.

Mmm…it was £7.12.

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A psychosocial moratorium can’t last forever.

Yes I am.

matigo.ca.

This made my brain hurt. I couldn’t understand it. I had a proper Zoolander moment. It was like when Dennis Pennis held up a bottle of orange juice in front of Helena Christian and asked her what 'concentrate' on the label meant. You could see her brain cogs overheating. I think I worked it out eventually. It must be called that because it’s the shape of a cross-section of salmon :-)

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If you have a view of trees while you exercise, you’re not doing too badly.

A dog around your neck? Charming.

hazardwarning.me.

If I was paying £1000 pm for a car I’d want to be earning about six or seven grand a month.

matigo.ca.

Why do some taxi drivers have big, flashy new Mercs and Audis? I see these types of taxis quite often (not Uber). How can taxi drivers afford such cars?