Help!!!!!!
@matigo Perhaps the most pertinent thing to know about the new aristocracy is that it is a network. It’s probably the greatest, most successful network in the history of the World. So funding its activist part is easy.
@matigo Homophily. If you’re not using something like Twitter (or being an S.E.O. Demon), the people who unsubscribe from your blog won’t be replaced by others. So you get atrophy rather than just churn. Do you want to put the work in to get more readers?
Will you let me cover you in cream, custard, jam and sponge…or will you not be trifled with?
@hazardwarning She’s probably in a stroppy mood precisely because you’re not on top form. They’re supposed to be man's best friend but perhaps they only become that when they grow up. They do grow up quickly though…
Smoked cod with tartare sauce. Mmm…foodgasm. Tartare sauce is the queen of sauces.
@phoneboy Going by your previous pic it’s per mile pace. But I still don’t get what the unit is…oh…minutes and seconds?