@matigo Nah, they’re boring. I want to see something interesting, like fighting. I want to see them beating the crap out of each other. Or one stealing a sarnie from a family picnic. I suppose the black interloper is slightly interesting…
I’d be interested to see if anyone has ever taken an original, non-cliché photo of a swan. Everyone photographs swans and every photo of a swan is the same as every other photo of a swan. Maybe a swan in a really manky canal full of shopping trolleys and old tyres would be a little bit original.
@matigo Well, iTunes gift card fraud is a well established industry. Over here, perpetrators tend to get a hundred hours community service. Not much of a deterrent.
/@nitinkhanna @joeo10
Fucking stupid French language! Who devised this tripe? If the vowel in the definite article is apostrophed away, how am I supposed to know the noun's gender? I’m trying to find out if computer is male or female. L'ordinateur indeed. I bet it’s male.
David Starkey is right – all bad ideas come from France, invariably.
There’s no getting away from it, 'food company' is just another name for 'drug dealer'. (If it’s processed stuff)
@matigo A news broadcast about last night's events this morning centred on tweets from American and Iranian politicians. Why do politicians think conducting political and diplomatic matters on Twitter is sensible? Just proves what a bunch of they are.