@matigo Well, iTunes gift card fraud is a well established industry. Over here, perpetrators tend to get a hundred hours community service. Not much of a deterrent.
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Fucking stupid French language! Who devised this tripe? If the vowel in the definite article is apostrophed away, how am I supposed to know the noun's gender? I’m trying to find out if computer is male or female. L'ordinateur indeed. I bet it’s male.
David Starkey is right – all bad ideas come from France, invariably.
There’s no getting away from it, 'food company' is just another name for 'drug dealer'. (If it’s processed stuff)
@matigo A news broadcast about last night's events this morning centred on tweets from American and Iranian politicians. Why do politicians think conducting political and diplomatic matters on Twitter is sensible? Just proves what a bunch of they are.
@matigo I’ve never seen a male at my dentist's surgery. Dentists, dental assistants, hygienists, receptionists, all female. Women are taking over dentistry, like they are general practice, law and teaching. Japan may be a bit different I suppose.
What is it about dentists? Each new dentist I see is more beautiful than the last. The first was an agreeably pleasant to look at but slightly bland woman with a goodmiddleclass-aromatherapistwanttobe lady countenance. The second was a stylish, shapely, golden pumps wearing young bird. Now she’s on maternity leave I’m being seen by a Spanish goddess. In two weeks, the goddess will be in my mouth for fifty minutes. Life is always pleasure and pain.