Chiefly British

@matigo Oh dear. I hope things turned out OK there…

@matigo Why is it not good for the heart?

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@matigo I think eyebrow split ends conditioner is a hair care niche that hasn’t been invented yet.

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@matigo Hang on. Your eyebrow hairs have split ends?

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@matigo It’s the name of a film.

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Bloodsucking Bosses

So there’s an Elite Singles dating website. Why isn’t there a Scruffbag Singles site or a Chav Singles site?

@hazardwarning It’s cooler on the coast, especially the west.

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British weather can be annoying but I’m glad I don’t live in a climate where the weather is the same day-in-day-out. That would be boring.

I wonder if thwart and thwack are the only words in the language that start with THW.