Chiefly British

@phoneboy That monstrosity won’t work eh? Be grateful.

phoneboy.info.

@jextxadore Yeah, that kind of lifestyle can be self-destructive.

jextxadore.10centuries.org.

@jextxadore Were you quite close to your grandad?

jextxadore.10centuries.org.

@matigo Oh dear. I hope things turned out OK there…

@matigo Why is it not good for the heart?

matigo.ca.

@matigo I think eyebrow split ends conditioner is a hair care niche that hasn’t been invented yet.

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@matigo Hang on. Your eyebrow hairs have split ends?

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@matigo It’s the name of a film.

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Bloodsucking Bosses

So there’s an Elite Singles dating website. Why isn’t there a Scruffbag Singles site or a Chav Singles site?