When you were a child, 'standards' wasn’t a dirty word.

Well done.

Good plan. A change is as good as a rest.

A good way to break up the office monotony would be to play Automomy by Buzzcocks loudly so everyone can hear it.

If continentals insist on using that awful French system, that’s their problem. Let them convert it. Customary weights and measures are superior.

Wow, that’s nice. Also, your phone camera did a good job there.

Just 997 more years to go.

You must have nice small bills.

Who needs air conditioning in a router anyway?