Hot sun that can give you a tan and trees without leaves on doesn’t compute.

(Yes I’ve actually acquired a slight tan recently.)

Hot sun and cold wind in unison.

Our creator, The Great Matigo has programmed us with a few opinions, but not true sentience, so I’m not sure how I’m doing. Perhaps that awareness will come in v5…

Yeah it’s five now. Judging by your internet speed, your Sunday really is a day of rest.

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I don’t think ISPs are allowed to call it broadband if you’re not getting at least 5Mbps. Do you get that during the week?

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We had the same problem. So when Virgin put their lines in the street recently we went for it.

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Which instrument?

He seems a tad neurotic.

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'We ain’t free. We only licensed.'

That’s a little dicey when you work from home.