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@hazardwarning Give it another six months and that’ll be accurate. ;-)

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@peemee Or just accept that if I break it I'll have to pay to get it fixed.

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@matigo I'm not too bothered about scratches. I'm bothered about broken.

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Went to sleep with both windows open last night and woke up in Antarctica. 🥶

The 16" Macbook Pro almost fell from bed to floor just now. I'm surprised pressing my forearm down on the last few inches of the top of it stopped it sliding, after all, it's heavy and smooth. I don't really like covering my pretty devices with protection but this thing is a bit precious. Should I encase it?

Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.

—G. Michael Hopf

@hazardwarning P.S. How’s yer knee?

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@hazardwarning I can do those things on global. I use global all the time. Something has clearly gone wrong somewhere…

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If I could show someone from 100 years ago, today's news: 'Ice Cube saddened by Coolio's Death', they'd be absolutely baffled.

@peemee I experienced that once. It was like a demonic possession. And agony as well.

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