People your age dying? That’s not nice.

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Why do people need to be advised about dry air? What might it do?

matigo.ca.

Will you be going to some Olde Worlde gastro pub in Wimborne?

Friend radish? I’ve never heard of that. I wonder what it’s like. Do they lose their nippiness when fried, like onions do?

matigo.ca.

My car dunt do them things. I would have to use CDs or one of those FM transmitter jobbies.

hazardwarning.me.

8-track? I’m not that old!

matigo.ca.

Certified HDMI cables cost a king's ransom. Why? Are they wound by hand?

Listening to the radio in the car, I kept changing station every time beervirus was mentioned. They were even talking about it on Classic FM. For God’s sake, how do I get away from it?

Oh yeah, it’s awful. Making people keep their mouths open for hours could be a good torture technique. Surely it’s us patients who are patient.

matigo.ca.

Dirty rotten scoundrels.

matigo.ca.