A guy across the road went out to his bin wearing a bright yellow Pikachu onesie. There was some writing on the arse of the onesie but I couldn’t make it out. Respect now at 0.
(This street is about two thirds houses and one third flats)
@peemee Government cheques can fund a leave of absence but they can’t keep vital pool therapy sessions going.
@matigo I didn’t know soil was that expensive. Maybe you should become a dirt trader. Money for old shit.
@hybotics But if you do it too much you can become a nutcase.
/@matigo @streakmachine
@streakmachine 📢''People who refuse to do social distancing will be forced to sing 'Kumbaya My Lord' around a camp fire with their neighbours''.📢
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@matigo Haha. Was it written by that union guy at your company who refuses to do his job properly?
@matigo Blimey! You wouldn’t want to have bad eyesight if you’re reading that Chinese script on a small screen would you?