@matigo Journalism?
@JeremyCherfas I think the nipper's still in nappies, so that would be a very quick succession.
Strange thing is, he has a woman and a child. How does a man like that manage to fertilise a woman?
A guy across the road went out to his bin wearing a bright yellow Pikachu onesie. There was some writing on the arse of the onesie but I couldn’t make it out. Respect now at 0.
(This street is about two thirds houses and one third flats)
@peemee Government cheques can fund a leave of absence but they can’t keep vital pool therapy sessions going.
@matigo I didn’t know soil was that expensive. Maybe you should become a dirt trader. Money for old shit.
@hybotics But if you do it too much you can become a nutcase.
/@matigo @streakmachine