Chiefly British

@hazardwarning Did you have an initial myocardial infarction, thinking the screen had caved in?

hazardwarning.me.

@matigo For a lot of things you can’t even find unverifiable information.

matigo.ca.

I read that in only twelve percent of Covid-19 deaths in Italy was the virus the main cause of death. You can’t believe everything you read, especially when it’s third-hand, so I looked for confirmation on the internet but couldn’t find it.

@matigo It’s just not reacting to a tap.

/@sumudu @jws

matigo.ca.

@matigo That link is not tappable in Macchiato. I wonder if that applies to all links with non-Roman characters. Or maybe it’s just a one-off. Or maybe it’s just me that’s getting the halt.

/@sumudu @jws

matigo.ca.

@streakmachine Except when it isn’t.

streakmachine.10centuries.org.

@hazardwarning I’ve only seen other people stabbing or scooping.

hazardwarning.me.

My method for eating Penne Pasta is to slide one of the outer fork tines inside a piece and bring to mouth.

Mum (hoarsely): I can’t talk. My voice has gone for some reason.

Dad: That’s great. 👍

Mum: Piss off!

@sumudu What are you going to do?

sumudu.me.