@phoneboy I feel so sorry for people who have to spend hours in work videochats.
My brother attached a hose to a gas cooker and held a cigarette lighter to each end saying 'this is not the way to test it but…I know it works because I’m still alive'.
@matigo Does that solve the problem of your I.S.P.'s static I.P. not really being static, or am I getting mixed-up?
@phoneboy Time perspective is weird. I wonder how it feels when you’re ninety-five.
@phoneboy I’d be worried the person who was it would accidentally jab his finger in my eyeball.