Chiefly British

@streakmachine Except when it isn’t.

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@hazardwarning I’ve only seen other people stabbing or scooping.

hazardwarning.me.

My method for eating Penne Pasta is to slide one of the outer fork tines inside a piece and bring to mouth.

Mum (hoarsely): I can’t talk. My voice has gone for some reason.

Dad: That’s great. 👍

Mum: Piss off!

@sumudu What are you going to do?

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@sumudu Hahahaha. That’s one of the least subtle hints I’ve ever seen.

sumudu.me.

@hazardwarning Does the brook babble?

hazardwarning.me.

@matigo True. They seem to be less stressed. Some of them do daft things though.

matigo.ca.

@matigo It’s normal. Something similar happens to many of us. Some people live their entire lives never realising anything important. The poor things.

matigo.ca.

@joeo10 The government can’t control the states though can it?

/@matigo

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