It’s so nice of nature to provide us with these perfect little snacks called chicken eggs, already in their handy packaging. And hardly any carbohydrates.

Nah, they’re boring. I want to see something interesting, like fighting. I want to see them beating the crap out of each other. Or one stealing a sarnie from a family picnic. I suppose the black interloper is slightly interesting…

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I’d be interested to see if anyone has ever taken an original, non-cliché photo of a swan. Everyone photographs swans and every photo of a swan is the same as every other photo of a swan. Maybe a swan in a really manky canal full of shopping trolleys and old tyres would be a little bit original.

Is Excel bloated and crufty perhaps?

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Well, iTunes gift card fraud is a well established industry. Over here, perpetrators tend to get a hundred hours community service. Not much of a deterrent.

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You can run but you can’t hide.

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Blimey, you’ll be able to wear your bikini.

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I wonder why Americans say normalcy and we say normality.

Fucking stupid French language! Who devised this tripe? If the vowel in the definite article is apostrophed away, how am I supposed to know the noun's gender? I’m trying to find out if computer is male or female. L'ordinateur indeed. I bet it’s male.

David Starkey is right – all bad ideas come from France, invariably.

There’s no getting away from it, 'food company' is just another name for 'drug dealer'. (If it’s processed stuff)