It’s so nice of nature to provide us with these perfect little snacks called chicken eggs, already in their handy packaging. And hardly any carbohydrates.
@matigo Nah, they’re boring. I want to see something interesting, like fighting. I want to see them beating the crap out of each other. Or one stealing a sarnie from a family picnic. I suppose the black interloper is slightly interesting…
I’d be interested to see if anyone has ever taken an original, non-cliché photo of a swan. Everyone photographs swans and every photo of a swan is the same as every other photo of a swan. Maybe a swan in a really manky canal full of shopping trolleys and old tyres would be a little bit original.
@matigo Well, iTunes gift card fraud is a well established industry. Over here, perpetrators tend to get a hundred hours community service. Not much of a deterrent.
/@nitinkhanna @joeo10
Fucking stupid French language! Who devised this tripe? If the vowel in the definite article is apostrophed away, how am I supposed to know the noun's gender? I’m trying to find out if computer is male or female. L'ordinateur indeed. I bet it’s male.
David Starkey is right – all bad ideas come from France, invariably.
There’s no getting away from it, 'food company' is just another name for 'drug dealer'. (If it’s processed stuff)