It's nice to know Britain's new Defence Secretary in such dangerous, troubled times has a good background:

"He was President of the B.B.Y.O. (Jewish youth Zionist brotherhood).

He founded a web publishing business which later faced a scandal of fake testimonials.

Google blacklisted 19 of his business websites for violating copyright rules.

He launched a “20/20 Challenge” that promised customers incomes of $20k in 20 days for a cost of $497 which turned out to be just a toolkit for a Pyramid recruiting scheme for shared earnings.

After entering parliament, he was suspected of using pseudonyms which he denied then later said he had over-firmly denied.

He attracted controversy for maintaining a 2nd job after entering parliament under a fake name, which he denied and then admitted a year later.

He joined Cameron’s Cabinet as (Conservative) party chairman, a role he was eventually demoted from after he was accused of anonymously editing his own Wikipedia entry.

He was appointed as international development minister but then had to resign after being warned about bullying staff (a year before a young activist took his own life). He denied the bullying."

Was about to put cash in a machine yesterday to pay for car parking at a hospital when a man stopped me. He said if I drove up to the barrier it would just lift. Apparently it’s been like that since before the bio terror; they just don’t tell any one. Feckers.

Oh yeah, I like Tom Lehrer’s stuff.

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Didn’t know Lily Tomlin was a recording artist.

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I’d rather not have more than 70%. That’s hard stuff for hard men.

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What do people do with buttermilk?

Life is bittersweet.

I stopped at 22, mostly.

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It’s hard to find a bar of chocolate that doesn’t contain emulsifiers but I found one. It does contain 'Soya and Sesame seeds' whatever that means.

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Where did you meet your rich friends?

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