Chiefly British

@lograh What’s that about, an itinerant, murderous cephalopod?

@streakmachine On boring nights, racing men dressed as women is always good fun. Almost as fun as racing cats.

'Time is as important as money when you get older.'

@phoneboy I heard that if you put a tub of margarine in your garden with the lid off, nothing will touch it, even after months. Mind you, you can’t believe everything people tell you.

@phoneboy You look like a man who has secrets.

@streakmachine Congratulations, you just won an award for badly written porn.

@peemee Had a look at some YouTube videos to see how well they fit. Definitely getting one.

@peemee Aha! Maybe I should get one, cause I’m constantly worrying about the dust on my MacBook. How do you find it?

@streakmachine Round the bend?

// @matigo

@hazardwarning It’s not your fault!

/@matigo @JeremyCherfas