Any idea how long the battery lasts?

Passport?

I suppose you could move closer to wherever relatives are, but then you’d probably be further away from friends. A typical modern problem.

Are there other relatives you can visit?

It has no wing mirrors.

Assuming nothing unpredictable happens, that’s the end of the hot spell for at least six days. ??

Can’t you just say 'No, it’s not my job'?

Yeah, a few days would be extreme.

I know that fasting or starving causes the body to make new cells…which counteracts much of the ageing process.

Poor thing.