Paul used to be a really common name when I was young. No one names their kids Paul these days. Fashion.

Now then Paul!

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My condolences. Have a peaceful holiday.

Wet stuff falling out of the sky. I’d forgot what that was like.

How come it says sent from FirstClass but the client is Macchiato? What’s FirstClass anyway.

Streem?

Sploszh?

The way the internet works needs to be rethought. There should be a part of the ‘pipe’ that’s broadcast only and can’t be ruined by huge demand.

Time for some medical detective work on the part of your doctor.

I don’t know but it’s probably not worth it for the few clammy days we have each year.

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