Uh oh, got a hormone imbalance?

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The worst thing is when apples come 10,000 miles (New Zealand) and are coated in a slimy, waxy substance to keep them ’fresh’. They feel like a builder’s facial skin after a sweaty day’s work. It might be harmless but it’s off-putting. I won’t eat ’em.

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jws.10centuries.org.

Perhaps the shop ones have travelled a long way.

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You are Dad of the Year!

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Hopefully over time you can mould the kid into a considerate boy who always tidies up after himself…

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It was oatmeal raisin cookies that were ruined by spices. Nice, but strawberries knock everything into a cocked hat.

matigo.ca.

Munching on a handful of sweet strawberries is so delightful that life seems completely rosy for those few minutes that you’re eating them. Totally trumps chocolate or ice-cream or anything else in my book. It’s like a smug happiness drug. It just doesn’t linger in your system like some other drugs might…

I forced myself to eat half then I had to bin it. Yuck.

sumudu.me.

That was a reference to Catherine Tait’s Tempura sketch.

Oh God. Someone has put spices in this cookie. The dirty bastards.