You are Dad of the Year!

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Hopefully over time you can mould the kid into a considerate boy who always tidies up after himself…

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It was oatmeal raisin cookies that were ruined by spices. Nice, but strawberries knock everything into a cocked hat.

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Munching on a handful of sweet strawberries is so delightful that life seems completely rosy for those few minutes that you’re eating them. Totally trumps chocolate or ice-cream or anything else in my book. It’s like a smug happiness drug. It just doesn’t linger in your system like some other drugs might…

I forced myself to eat half then I had to bin it. Yuck.

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That was a reference to Catherine Tait’s Tempura sketch.

Oh God. Someone has put spices in this cookie. The dirty bastards.

Sounds like you didn’t buy her a little rust bucket.

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🤦‍♂ I was thinking about calendars and equinoxes and the International Space Station. I couldn’t work it out. Haha.

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Scandalous.

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