Chiefly British

@matigo Birthdays really would be happy if we were born old and got younger every year.

@indigo Always The Hours.

How is it possible that I’m fifty. How the ****?

@peemee We’re only ever a few inches away from death. I wonder if there’s anything I can do to avoid contracting it.

@matigo It’s hard to believe. Who’s the head of I.T. at your company, a cockroach?

@phoneboy Nice, but I’d be worried about flies landing on my salad.

@matigo It’s just a beautiful moving song.

@matigo SD cards were a bit wacky in 1970.

@matigo Or Silbury Hill which Tori Amos sang about in 10000 Oceans.

@jws Are you from an area with a strong local accent?