If you had a big golfer’s umbrella you could probably sit through it.

matigo.ca.

It’s like the Universe keeps telling me to use Google stuff even as I try not to.

jws.10centuries.org.

Epic thunderstorm. A bloke across the street is sticking his head out of the window to watch the light show. I dare say the lightning is a lot more likely to hit his telly aerial than his bonce…but it still doesn’t seem like a clever idea.

I’ve tried three places to translate an English term into Greek and each one gives me the result in cursive cyrillic which is not what I want. I’m incapable of making use of it if it’s not romanised. Just a trivial curiosity anyway. But I do think translation tools should give you the romanised version as well.

You’re doing it wrong!

matigo.ca.

I thought the tiny pockets were for keys…You’ve upgraded my knowledge.

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It will seem even more foreign if everyone in the meeting has a nappy on their face.

phoneboy.info.

That’s a very efficient design. Watch pocket eh? You must be a waistcoat wearer.

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jws.10centuries.org.

I never need a knife when I’m outdoors. I must be leading a dull life. I have thought about getting a Swiss Army for rural bike rides in case of unknown events.

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hazardwarning.me.

You’re into pocket knives? Who knew? Is that for when the rival gangs come on your manor?

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hazardwarning.me.