@matigo I’m wondering why it would get to 100% in the first place. How did you manage to wrangle databases ten years ago when C.P.U.s, disks and memory were a lot less meaty?
@matigo It’s weird. Your work laptop probably wouldn’t get out of breath editing 4K video. Why is it struggling?
@matigo Like you thought it was a podcast about sex toys, but it turned out to be about gardening? That would rub you up the wrong way.
@matigo Auto-correct must be one of the laziest bits of code ever written. I abhor how when you type a few letters, it sometimes suggests several long, not very common words, but not the short common word you want.
Someone should invent a shower that’s like a car wash.
Step 1 - soapy water splashed on you.
Step 2 - automatic brushes wash you.
Step 3 - dry with automatic fluffy brushes.
Step 4 - tubes blowing warm air to complete drying.
It’s quick.
@matigo For every company that did well out of outsourcing to China, there were several that just went bankrupt.
// @phoneboy