Is Excel bloated and crufty perhaps?

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Well, iTunes gift card fraud is a well established industry. Over here, perpetrators tend to get a hundred hours community service. Not much of a deterrent.

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You can run but you can’t hide.

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Blimey, you’ll be able to wear your bikini.

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I wonder why Americans say normalcy and we say normality.

Fucking stupid French language! Who devised this tripe? If the vowel in the definite article is apostrophed away, how am I supposed to know the noun's gender? I’m trying to find out if computer is male or female. L'ordinateur indeed. I bet it’s male.

David Starkey is right – all bad ideas come from France, invariably.

There’s no getting away from it, 'food company' is just another name for 'drug dealer'. (If it’s processed stuff)

A news broadcast about last night's events this morning centred on tweets from American and Iranian politicians. Why do politicians think conducting political and diplomatic matters on Twitter is sensible? Just proves what a bunch of they are.

I’ve never seen a male at my dentist's surgery. Dentists, dental assistants, hygienists, receptionists, all female. Women are taking over dentistry, like they are general practice, law and teaching. Japan may be a bit different I suppose.

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No, just should have bought something else.

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