Will you let me cover you in cream, custard, jam and sponge…or will you not be trifled with?
@hazardwarning She’s probably in a stroppy mood precisely because you’re not on top form. They’re supposed to be man's best friend but perhaps they only become that when they grow up. They do grow up quickly though…
Smoked cod with tartare sauce. Mmm…foodgasm. Tartare sauce is the queen of sauces.
@phoneboy Going by your previous pic it’s per mile pace. But I still don’t get what the unit is…oh…minutes and seconds?
@peemee I assumed that weather forecasts were done by humans after looking at radar images etc. (so they would know about fires).
@matigo I was trying to think of a neat and tidy way to form electronic mail addresses for individuals, but I honestly can’t come up with anything better than what is.