Chiefly British

That's the worst spill I've ever done. A whole Pot Noodle/Snackpot thingy on the beige living room carpet {sigh}. All the noodle veggie bits and all the yellowish curryish liquid soaking in. It was like a Tiger's puke.
And I was thinking at the time that I should stop buying them and consign them to the dustbin of diet history. It may have been my last one.

OK, It may not have been the worst spill per se, but when you combine it with it being a beige carpet rather than a kitchen area it makes it the worst.

@matigo Well summed-up.

// @paulgit

@matigo This is no laughing matter. When there's no rule of law anyone can be hauled-in on any pretense if the powerful feel like showing off.

// @paulgit

@matigo First thing I thought when I came here was 'Wow, this is much better than nice.social. Far lighter and faster.'

@phoneboy Yep. I read that the average U.S. house is twice the size of the average one in the U.K. You're lucky.

@phoneboy In my British mind a yard is a paved area equivalent in size to the surface area of three or four toilet cubicles.

@indigo A twenty year old car that's only done 45k? Bloody hell.

// @matigo @streakmachine

@paulgit They look nicer than some of the people warehouses you see in China.

@matigo All I know is my mother's really bad cough virtually went away when she switched to e-cigs.

// @streakmachine

@matigo E-cigs are a great boon for tobacco addicts, especially those who have lung disease.

// @streakmachine