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@matigo Haha. Fast!

When I went to try this on my £15 Android phone I thought 'this is never gonna work'…but it actually goes like shit off a stick (stream scrolling).

When I first came here a few days ago there was a slight initial stick or delay on the stream when I swiped up or down on the iPad, nothing too bad. But I've just realised that's gone now. It's all smooth and fast.

Sublurbia.

@sumudu So it's not microblogging then. What do we call it, blurbing?

What's the character limit on a blurb?

@matigo I envy those people who go off their food when they're fed up or sad. That could be a handy trait to have.

@height8 Good.

@matigo Your to-do list must be gigantic.

@hazardwarning Yes, but that will just mean lots of old people signing on for years because employers won't be interested.